The Dystopian Gazette

“Tomorrow’s News, Today”

Our Mission

The Dystopian Gazette has been serving the greater Metropolitan Surveillance Zone since 2087, providing citizens with the locally-sourced fear and existential dread they’ve come to expect from their neighborhood news source. We are committed to delivering breaking news about your breaking society, one algorithm-approved headline at a time.

Our Standards

Our crack team of journalists (Employee ID #4471, Employee ID #9923, and Gary) work tirelessly to bring you the most mundane aspects of humanity’s spectacular downfall. We fact-check everything through our Corporate Overlord-approved Truth Verification System™, ensuring that all news meets the minimum requirements for crushing hope while maintaining plausible deniability.

Editorial Policy

The Dystopian Gazette maintains strict neutrality in all matters except:

• Resistance movements (discouraged)
• Optimism (heavily taxed)
• Questions about “the before times” (redirected to Memory Adjustment Department)

Contact Us

Letters to the Editor can be submitted via neural implant (Channel 7) or traditional carrier drone. Please note that all correspondence is automatically forwarded to the Department of Citizen Monitoring for your convenience.

Corporate Compliance Rating: 73% (Improvement Needed)