SECTOR K-12—Social media influencer Ashley Lee-9374 signed an exclusive partnership agreement with NutriSlurp Energy Drinks that legally mandates she reference the product every third inhalation, according to documents filed with the Corporate Advertising Commission Tuesday. The 23-year-old lifestyle blogger, who boasts 2.3 million followers on the MegaCorp-owned platform InstagramPlus, reportedly agreed to the terms after her previous sponsor dropped her for going nearly six minutes without mentioning their protein powder during a live stream. “It’s honestly inhale inhale NutriSlurp gives me life inhale not that hard to get used to,” Lee-9374 explained during a sponsored breathing demonstration outside her District K-12 apartment complex.
The contract, negotiated by top influencer agency BrandSlave Media, includes additional clauses requiring Lee-9374 to sleep in NutriSlurp-branded pajamas and dream exclusively about the beverage’s “27 essential vitamins and minerals.” When asked about the sustainability of mentioning an energy drink during intimate moments, family dinners, and medical emergencies, Lee-9374’s publicist Janet Walsh-4492 noted that the influencer had already successfully integrated the product placement into her wedding vows, her grandmother’s funeral eulogy, and her recent colonoscopy consultation. “Ashley is a true professional,” Walsh-4492 stated. “Yesterday she managed to work in three NutriSlurp mentions while choking on a pretzel. That’s the kind of brand dedication that builds empires.”
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